so nice to meet me
i’m a 34 year old battered mother of super-sized identical twin 4 year old boys who beat, eat and destroy everything they see. i’m stepmother to 14 year-old twin boys and an 18 year-old girl who find new and interesting reasons to hate me almost every day.
my husband is 21 years older than me (no i don’t have daddy issues, i just have issues with daddy), and a super private person. our marriage is usually an hour away from divorce, but i shave off 10-15 minutes with each blog posting.
oh, and i’m an actress and a private investigator (yeah, you read that right) but i still don’t really know what i want to be when i grow up so it’s a good thing there’s plenty of time to decide before that happens.
and lastly, i started this blog because my constant facebook updates were dominating news feeds and annoying my friends. i guess i’ve just never seen the point in experiencing anything if you’re not gonna share it.
here’s hoping you find the funny in your own family today!
all the best,